I love this! (From www.InnocentEnglish.com)
- I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
- He had such a worm heart.
- We were two sheeps passing in the night.
- We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
- My dentist makes me blush twice a day.
- I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting.
- I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enragedlast night!
- The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
- He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.
- I think she is really glad she got marinated.
And more mistakes from the same site:
- Recipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
- Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.
- Sports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.
- Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.
- Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!
- Weather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that.
- Travel: You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit.